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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 10/26/2009 12:57:49 PM
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still4gvn
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did you know that your dentist doesn't bother sterilizing his instruments? and did you see the last patient? the one with all the sores and runny nose?
wtts to trick or treaters
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 10/26/2009 1:26:49 PM
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I would give you candy, but I can't. A horrible monster ate it all! He said he needed a snack before dinner because he was waiting for his fast food to come. Then smile wickedly and say, you see the faster you run the better he will like you.
WTTS... to a child before bedtime.
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 10/26/2009 1:49:21 PM
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Chrystal-J-007
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AHHH! What was that noise? Was it coming from the closet? I read that most monsters live in closets. Ok, then--nite nite.
WTTS... to someone who loves watching soap operas.
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...if you take enough rides with the devil, pretty soon he'll be driving.
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 10/26/2009 11:17:24 PM
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I heard that the lead character is being killed off ................ ooops, I shouldn't have spilled the beans
wtts to a germaphobe
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 10/27/2009 9:52:32 AM
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m4maggie
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So I was watching the news last night and there was this medical report saying that most flu bugs nowadays are resistant to all antibiotics and that there is this horrible pandemic going around right now and did you know that it's airborne? Yup... looks like no one's safe eh? *for added benefit* AcHoOOO!!!
WTTS to a teen about to take their driving test
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 10/27/2009 2:23:39 PM
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Chrystal-J-007
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You know what? One time I saw a car load of people--being driven by a student driver--go the wrong way up a on-ramp. A semi-truck was coming down the ramp...well, you can guess the rest.
WTTS... to someone who's going on vacation.
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...if you take enough rides with the devil, pretty soon he'll be driving.
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 10/29/2009 1:41:00 PM
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still4gvn
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The last 2 families that went there never came back. Saw it on an 'unexplained mysteries' tv show.
wtts on a facebook site.
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 10/29/2009 3:14:05 PM
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makarizo
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I just moved to 1234 main street and the doors won't lock
wtts to someone who eats a lot of beef
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 10/29/2009 3:31:40 PM
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There's been another outbreak of Mad Cow disease, looks like it's going to go pandemic.
WTTS to a new mother.
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 10/31/2009 11:45:01 AM
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Chrystal-J-007
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Say good-bye to fun. It's all diapers, spit-up and crying from here on out.
WTTS... to someone who gotta have tooth pulled.
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You need to persevere so that when you have done the will of God, you will receive what he has promised.
Hebrews 10:36
...if you take enough rides with the devil, pretty soon he'll be driving.
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 10/31/2009 9:58:07 PM
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still4gvn
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I knew someone who's teeth were all attached to each other and to the jaw. when the dentist pulled the tooth, the jaw cracked and nearly all the teeth fell out. (jk)
wtts to trick or treaters
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 10/31/2009 11:04:45 PM
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Chrystal-J-007
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I heard on the radio that someone's kidnapping trick or treaters this year. Wow, it sure it dark out tonight...isn't it? (Then shut the door.)
WTTS... to your boss at the company picnic?
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You need to persevere so that when you have done the will of God, you will receive what he has promised.
Hebrews 10:36
...if you take enough rides with the devil, pretty soon he'll be driving.
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 11/1/2009 11:08:56 PM
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still4gvn
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where's the booze? can't stand these things sober.
wtts to your priest/pastor after they announce how the budget exceeds the offerings.
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 11/2/2009 11:43:14 AM
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Chrystal-J-007
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I see you're driving a NEW car again this year. I can see why we're in a deficit! Is that a gold ring on your finger? I suggest you sell it...maybe that'll help. (Then get all into his business, telling him what he should do to with his furniture, clothes and vacations.)
WTTS... to a security guard at a concert you're attending.
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You need to persevere so that when you have done the will of God, you will receive what he has promised.
Hebrews 10:36
...if you take enough rides with the devil, pretty soon he'll be driving.
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 11/2/2009 5:48:15 PM
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allisonbrett
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do you mind holding the door while my friends sneak in?
WTTS.... to your old boyfriend at your high school reunion (while your husband is standing close by)
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A work in progress so please be patient, God is still working on me. Ouch, it sure is painful!
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 11/2/2009 8:33:38 PM
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Chrystal-J-007
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I really blew my chance at the good life, didn't I? (Then whisper "I'm in the book, call me.")
WTTS... to someone at Weight Watchers.
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You need to persevere so that when you have done the will of God, you will receive what he has promised.
Hebrews 10:36
...if you take enough rides with the devil, pretty soon he'll be driving.
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 11/2/2009 10:10:47 PM
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m4maggie
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Weight Watchers is going to make a fortune off you aren't they??
WTTS to someone having a really bad day
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 11/3/2009 1:27:25 PM
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LovebirdsFlying
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If you think *YOUR* day is bad, *I* had a much worse one. (List off a bunch of petty, superficial problems.)
WTTS to your boss on his/her first day back from vacation.
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 11/3/2009 6:05:47 PM
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Chrystal-J-007
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The fun's over now!
WTTS... to someone who just got a raise at work.
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You need to persevere so that when you have done the will of God, you will receive what he has promised.
Hebrews 10:36
...if you take enough rides with the devil, pretty soon he'll be driving.
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 11/4/2009 1:45:49 PM
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allisonbrett
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Don't you hate that its now put you in a higher tax bracket and you'll be bringing home even less than before! (this actually happened to my cousin when he got a raise!)
WTTS... to your child's kindergarten teacher at a conference when your child has just gotten in trouble for 10th time.
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A work in progress so please be patient, God is still working on me. Ouch, it sure is painful!
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 11/4/2009 4:17:28 PM
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Chrystal-J-007
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Maybe his bad behavior is due to all that drinking I did when I was pregnant. Oh, probably not.... *sigh* Those were some good times!
WTTS... to police who just knocked on your door.
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You need to persevere so that when you have done the will of God, you will receive what he has promised.
Hebrews 10:36
...if you take enough rides with the devil, pretty soon he'll be driving.
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 11/9/2009 4:33:20 PM
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still4gvn
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I'm just holding the guns and drugs for a friend.
WTTS to someone just after you've asked them for a favor.
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 11/10/2009 10:41:18 PM
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Chrystal-J-007
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After you're done doing that for me...I have a list of other stuff you need to get done! And don't take all day doing it!
WTTS... to someone when they're about to go on a first date.
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You need to persevere so that when you have done the will of God, you will receive what he has promised.
Hebrews 10:36
...if you take enough rides with the devil, pretty soon he'll be driving.
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 11/11/2009 11:26:35 AM
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m4maggie
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Are you seriously going to wear that outfit in public??
WTTS to your spouse when they're doing income taxes
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RE: Worst Things To Say!!! Part II - 11/11/2009 1:36:59 PM
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Chrystal-J-007
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Yikes! What a mess! You know I'm going to file separately this year, right? That'll probably cost you some big bucks, but I gotta cover my back...sorry.
WTTS... to someone who just caught their spouse cheating.
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You need to persevere so that when you have done the will of God, you will receive what he has promised.
Hebrews 10:36
...if you take enough rides with the devil, pretty soon he'll be driving.
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